Funny Newspaper Clippings

It Has Finally Happened: Liberal Activist Judge Issues Order To Stop Enforcement Of Gay Ban In Military

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm sick and tired of Liberal Activist judges imposing the sick perverted lifestyles of others on me. What makes it worse is that the case was brought about by people pretending to be Republicans. Check out the latest news on the anti family anti God front:

RIVERSIDE, Calif. (AP) - A federal judge has issued a nationwide injunction stopping enforcement of the "don't ask, don't tell" policy, ending the military's 17-year-old ban on openly gay troops.

U.S. District Judge Virginia Phillips' landmark ruling Tuesday was widely cheered by gay rights organizations that credited her with getting accomplished what President Obama and Washington politics could not.

U.S. Department of Justice attorneys have 60 days to appeal. Legal experts say they are under no legal obligation to do so and they could let Phillips' ruling stand.

Phillips declared the law unconstitutional after a two-week trial in federal court in Riverside. The case was brought about by the pro-gay Log Cabin Republicans.

Comparison: Restoring Honor Versus One Nation

I am not going to post a big article about the Communist rally in Washington last Saturday. I think a picture will be sufficient. Freedom lovers, it looks like we outnumber them. It seems that the Restoring Honor rally had about 10 times more attendees than the anti honor rally had.

Andy Rooney and Prayer

Andy Rooney says:

I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I'm not going to sue somebody for singing a Ho-Ho-Ho song in December. I don't agree with Darwin , but I didn't go out and hire a lawyer when my high school teacher taught his Theory of Evolution.

Life, liberty or your pursuit of happiness will not be endangered because someone says a 30-second prayer before a football game. So what's the big deal? It's not like somebody is up there reading the entire Book of Acts. They're just talking to a God they believe in and asking him to grant safety to the players on the field and the fans going home from the game.

But it's a Christian prayer, some will argue.

Yes, and this is the United States of America , a country founded on Christian principles. According to our very own phone book, Christian churches outnumber all others better than 200-to-1. So what would you expect -- somebody chanting Hare Krishna?

If I went to a football game in Jerusalem , I would expect to hear a Jewish prayer..

If I went to a soccer game in Baghdad , I would expect to hear a Muslim prayer.

If I went to a ping pong match in China , I would expect to hear someone pray to Buddha.
And I wouldn't be offended. It wouldn't bother me one bit.

When in Rome .....

But what about the atheists? Is another argument.

What about them? Nobody is asking them to be baptized. We're not going to pass the collection plate. Just humor us for 30 seconds. If that's asking too much, bring a Walkman or a pair of ear plugs. Go to the bathroom. Visit the concession stand. Call your lawyer!

Unfortunately, one or two will make that call. One or two will tell thousands what they can and cannot do. I don't think a short prayer at a football game is going to shake the world's foundations.

Christians are just sick and tired of turning the other cheek while our courts strip us of all our rights. Our parents and grandparents taught us to pray before eating, to pray before we go to sleep. Our Bible tells us to pray without ceasing. Now a handful of people and their lawyers are telling us to cease praying.

God, help us. And if that last sentence offends you, well, just sue me.

The silent majority has been silent too long. It's time we tell that one or two who scream loud enough to be heard that the vast majority doesn't care what they want. It is time that the majority rules! It's time we tell them, "You don't have to pray; you don't have to say the Pledge of Allegiance; you don't have to believe in God or attend services that honor Him. That is your right, and we will honor your right; but you are no longer going to take our rights away. We are fighting back, and we WILL WIN!"

God bless us one and all...Especially those who denounce Him. God bless America, despite all her faults. She is still the greatest nation of all. God bless our service men who are fighting to protect our right to pray and worship God.

Let's make 2010 the year the silent majority is heard and we put God back as the foundation of our families and institutions.

Keep looking up.


Be Blessed and a Blessing to someone else today

Mexican Recliners

These are loved by illegal immigrant construction workers all over America.

THE DEATH OF A FRIEND

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Mr. Common sense.

Mr Sense had been with us for many years.
No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic shenanigans.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as fairness and truth. Common sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (parents, not children are in charge).

His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well meaning but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harrassment for kissing a classmate on the cheek, teens suspended from school for using a mouthmash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding a unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Mr. Senses health declined even further when schools were required were get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student but could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Finally , Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than the victims.

Common Sense could not go on when the leaders passed an important 2,000-page health care bill without knowing what was in it. The Speaker of the house informed the public that the contents of the bill would be known after the bill was passed. And in another instance those very same leaders gave a standing ovation to a foreign president after he objected to one of our United States enforcing federal law.

With his final breath, Common Sense asked why half the citizens of the United States do not pay ANY income taxes while the other half pays it all.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason. He is survived by two stepbrothers, My Rights and Ima Whiner.

Sadly, not too many people attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

Not sure who to credit this to; it was in the Daily Sun Telegram, San Bernardino Ca. under "Slice of wry",

I thought it was appropriate for these times.

Obama's Broken Promises

Obama promised to put all bills on the White House web site for five days before signing them.

(He broke that promise.)

Obama promised to end all earmarks.

(He broke that promise.)

Obama promised to keep unemployment below 8 per cent.

(He broke that promise.)

Obama promised an era of new bipartisan cooperation.

(He broke that promise.)

Obama promised to end all “no compete” contracts with the government.

(He broke that promise.)

Obama promised to disclose the names of all attendees at White House meetings.

(He broke that promise.)

Obama promised to make peace, with direct, no precondition talks, with America’s most hate filled enemies, ushering in a new era of global cooperation.

(He broke that promise, but he did bow to the King of Saudi Arabia.)

Obama promised he would not raise taxes on the middle class.

(He broke that promise in a huge way, with the largest tax increase in American history coming January 1, 2011.)

He passed a health care bill 70 per cent of the American people didn’t want.

He says that he won’t give back the car keys to Republicans
“Because they can’t drive.”

He says we’re on the “Road to Recovery!”

He says, “Uh…ya know…we…(What’s the matter with the teleprompter?) ah…ya know…this is America…all 57 states… You…you…uh huh…George Bush…George Bush…George Washington…clingin’to their guns and religion…I know what it’s like out there…times are tough…Michelle and I had to cut back on a number of things…

(How are things up in Martha’s Vineyard Barry? Was the hotel in Spain up to your standards?)

These days, whenever I see Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Obama; I think of the old Bob Dole quote, “There they are, Hear No Evil, See No Evil, and Evil.”

But you have to remember, it’s George Bush’s fault.

That guy is responsible for everything.

Obama loosely translated means, “no responsibility.”

Anyone See A Pattern Here?

HERE'S A QUIZ:
...
1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by:
a.. Superman
b. Jay Leno
c. Harry Potter
d. A Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:
a. Olga Corbett
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d . Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davey Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens , and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40




I am not the Author of this, but I don't know who to credit. I thought it was pretty good.

E-Mail From Service Man In Iraq

Date: Sat, Sep 4, 2010 at 9:13 AM Subject: Fw: Another Lie

Our government is more corrupt than Mexico.

Hey everybody. I just wanted to send a quick update and give Y'all the REAL story on what's going on over here with the troop withdrawal.

The reason I'm sending this out is because I have had a few people ask if I left Iraq early because all of the combat troops are out of Iraq and I wanted to let everyone know the real deal.

It's kind of ridiculous how the news is saying that the last of the "combat" troops are out of Iraq because of Pres Osama ( I mean Obama ). He says that it was his campaign promise.

Take our Brigade for example. We were originally called a HBCT ( Heavy Brigade Combat Team). Well since Obama said he would pull all of the "combat" troops out by August, all they did before we left was change our name from a HBCT to a AAB ( Advise and Assist Brigade ). We have the same personnel/equipment layout as before and are doing the same missions. The ONLY difference is that they changed our name from a HBCT to an AAB and that's how he is getting away with saying that he has pulled all of the "combat" troops out.

It is really ridiculous what he's doing and he has ticked a lot of people off. And it's funny how the media is buying all of it, too. So no the last combat troops are not out of Iraq, we are still here.
There are other Brigades just like ours that are doing the same missions that are still over here.

Sorry for going on about it but we are just sitting over here watching it and are like "You've got to be kidding me!" So anyway now you know the REAL story so that's why I'm not coming back early. You have to watch those liberals, they are sneaky!

Anyways I hope everyone is doing well and I'll see you soon!

XXXXXX -- In God We Trust



I have removed some of the info that would reveal who this email originally came from. I don't want to get anybody in any trouble, but I feel like this info needs to be spread about as much as possible-Greg

Sorry Hunters

People in Waupaca County, Wisconsin have a great sense of humor.
This was taken during the 2009 deer season.

This is HWY K near Ogdensburg, WI

...A deer was hit there.
The couch was dumped there previously.
Day two - the deer was on the couch.
Day three - the end table and lamp showed up.
Day four - the TV and TV stand showed up.

The County Cops had to call the state highway department because of all the people stopping to take pictures.

The cardboard caption in front of the deer on the couch reads:

"Sorry Hunters.
Obama ruined healthcare.
We can't afford to have injured hunters on our conscience,
so I'm staying home! Sorry,
the Deer."

Sarah Palin's Speech at the Restoring Honor Rally

Palin speech Part 1:



Palin Speech Part 2:



Palin Speech Part 3:



Palin Speech Part 4:

Racist Al Sharpton’s Anti Honor Rally Attracts Only 3,000 Supporters

2,000 – 3,000 turned out at Al’s counter freedom rally.

From the The Washington Post.

“Let the line stretch. They already going to say there were only 2,000 or 3,000 of you here,” Sharpton said. “If people start heckling smile at them. This aint about you, it’s about Dr. King.”

The media is not airing any crowd shots at this time.

Jaime Contreras, local SEIU president added this:

"Shame on them. We still have a dream. We are here to let those folks on the Mall know that they don’t represent the dream. They sure as @#$* don’t represent me. They represent hate-mongering and angry white people. The happy white people are here today. We will not let them stand in the way of the change we voted for!"

Over 500,000 patriots turned out across town at the Restoring Honor rally at the Lincoln Memorial. Let’s see… 3,000 to 500,000. You do the math.

http://gatewaypundit.firstthings.com/2010/08/al-sharptons-counter-freedom-rally-manages-to-attract-3000-in-dc/




Speaking of hatred, Which protest HATED the other? The Beck rally didn't even mention the Al Sharpton rally. Sharpton certainly did not fail to bash Beck every chance he got both before and during the Anti Honor Rally. In fact, in all the years that I've known about Sharpton, all I've seen is hatred aimed at white people. Sharpton is someone who could have done great things and been remembered as a true follower of MLK. Instead he chose to be a divisive liar.

Do not forget,
Statistics for the Restoring Honor Rally:
500,000+ at event
130,000 on ustream
100,000+ on cnn
100,000 + on cspan
100,000+ on facebook
x-thousands else where

Now, Lamestream Media, try to tell me that Glenn Beck is just some fringe kook.

Below are a couple photos from the Restoring Honor Rally





Sorry I can not find any media photos at all of the Sharpton Hate Fest.

Conservative Ideology Versus Liberal Ideology

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!


If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

...If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

JOSE LEGAL vs. JOSE ILLEGAL

You have two families: "Jose Legal" and "Jose Illegal".Both families have two parents, two children, and live in California .
...
Jose Legal works in construction, has a Social Security Number and makes $25.00 per hour with taxes deducted.

Jose Illegal also works in construction, has NO Social Security Number, and gets paid $15.00 cash "under the table".

Ready? Now pay attention...

Jose Legal: $25.00 per hour x 40 hours = $1000.00 per week, or $52,000.00 per year. Now take 30% away for state and federal tax; Jose Legal now has $31,231.00.

Jose Illegal: $15.00 per hour x 40 hours = $600.00 per week, or $31,200.0 0 per year. Jose Illegal pays no taxes. Jose Illegal now has $31,200.00.

Jose Legal pays medical and dental insurance with limited coverage for his family at $600.00 per month, or $7,200.00 per year. Jose Legal now has $24,031.00.

Jose Illegal has full medical and dental coverage through the state and local clinics at a cost of $0.00 per year. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.

Jose Legal makes too much money and is not eligible for food stamps or welfare. Jose Legal pays $500.00 per month for food, or $6,000.00 per year.. Jose Legal now has $18,031.00.

Jose Illegal has no documented income and is eligible for food stamps and welfare. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.

Jose Legal pays rent of $1,200.00 per month, or $14,400.00 per year. Jose Legal now has $9,631 .00.

Jose Illegal receives a $500.00 per month federal rent subsidy. Jose Illegal pays out that $500.00 per month, or $6,000.00 per year. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.

Jose Legal pays $200.00 per month, or $2,400.00 for insurance. Jose Legal now has $7,231.00.

Jose Illegal says, "We don't need no stinkin' insurance!" and still has $31,200.00.

Jose Legal has to make his $7,231.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, etc.

Jose Illegal has to make his $31,200.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, and what he sends out of the country every month..

Jose Legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part time job after work.

Jose Illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family.

Jose Legal's and Jose Illegal's children both attend the same school. Joe Legal pays for his children's lunches while Jose Illegal's children get a government sponsored lunch. Jose Illegal's children have an after school ESL program. Jose Legal's children go home.

Jose Legal and Jose Illegal both enjoy the same police and fire services, but Jose Legal paid for them and Jose Illegal did not pay. This is not right.

It took me almost nine years for my US citizenship. Why should I be punished by paying higher taxes for being legal? If you vote for or support any politician that supports illegal aliens...
You are part of the problem! - by Estrella Rodriguez, first generation US citizen.

Obama Firsts

Congratulations Mr. President for being the first:

· first half-black president

· first Muslim president

· first gay president (Larry Sinclair)

· first president who's mother posed for nude photos

· first president to have an affair... with a DUDE

· first president who's father was an admitted communist

· first president who was elected with the help of known terrorists (Bill Ayers)

· first president who broke his own law (firing Gerald Walpin)

· first president to give worthless DVD's in exchange for a priceless artifact

· first president to fly low jets over NYC following 9/11

· first president to receive a peace prize for killing people in foreign wars

· first president who could be beaten to a pulp by his wife

· first president to refuse a fly over at the God and Country rally

· first president to refuse to attend a landmark anniversary of the boy scouts
(100 years in 2010)

· first president to not let our flag be flown in disaster relief, like Haiti

· first president to symbolically spit on Americans

· first president to hate America

· first president to say our cops "acted stupidly"

· first president to refer to black people as "mongrels"

· first president to wear "mom" pants while throwing a baseball pitch

No Racists in the Demokkkrat Party???

There are no racists in the demoKKKrat party, just ask Barack Obama who said that all African-Americans are "mongrels"... a term used to describe animals of mixed breed, not humans.

There are no racists in the demoKKKrat party, just ask Bill Clinton who said, "Obama is pretty lucky, just a few years ago he would be serving us coffee."

There are no racists in the demoKKKrat party, just ask the late Robert Byrd who served as Grand Master of the KKK and recruited more than 150 members to the klan.

There are no racists in the demoKKKrat party, just ask Helen Thomas who said that all Jews are filthy and should be kicked out of Israel and sent back to where ever they came from.

There are no racists in the demoKKKrat party, just ask Joe Biden who said, "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man."

There are no racists in the demoKKKrat party, just ask Harry Reid who said, "I have no problems with Obama. He's light-skinned and doesn't speak with a negro dialect."

There are no racists in the demoKKKrat party, just ask Barry Obama who said, "We need all Latinos, people of color, and women to get out and vote democrat."

There are no racists in the demoKKKrat party, just ask Michelle Obama who spoke before the NAACP and informed the audience that they need to rachet up their anger towards the TEA party and their 'alleged' racist views (never proven of course).

There are no racists in the demoKKKrat party, just ask the New Black Panthers who have been quoted as saying, "I hate every iota of a cracker. We need to kill some crackers and their cracker babies."

There are no racists in the demoKKKrat party, just ask Hillary Clinton who said, "You *** Jew ****." [Said to Bill Clinton's campaign manager Paul Fray the night Clinton lost the 1974 Arkansas congressional election]

There are no racists in the demoKKKrat party, just ask Bull Connor who said, "These laws [segregation] are still constitutional and I promise you that until they are removed from the ordinance books of Birmingham and the statute books of Alabama, they will be enforced in Birmingham to the utmost of my ability and by all lawful means." -- Democrat Bull Connor (1957), Commissioner of Public Safety for Birmingham, Alabama

There are no racists in the demoKKKrat party, just ask the late Robert Byrd who said, "I am a former kleagle of the Ku Klux Klan in Raleigh County and the adjoining counties of the state. The Klan is needed today as never before and I am anxious to see its rebirth here in West Virginia. It is necessary that the order be promoted immediately and in every state of the Union. Will you please inform me as to the possibilities of rebuilding the Klan in the Realm of West Virginia. I hope that you will find it convenient to answer my letter in regards to future possibilities." Former Klansman and Senator Robert Byrd, a man who is referred to by many Democrats as the 'conscience of the Senate', in a letter written in 1946, AFTER he quit the KKK.

There are no racists in the demoKKKrat party, just ask Lydon B. Johnson who said, "I’ll have those n*ggers voting Democratic for the next 200 years."

There are no racists in the demoKKKrat party, just ask Rev. Al Sharpton who said, "White folks was in caves while we was building empires. We taught philosophy and astrology and mathematics before Socrates and them Greek homos ever got around to it." [In a 1994 speech at Kean College]

There are no racists in the demoKKKrat party, just ask Harry Truman who said, "I think one man is just as good as another so long as he’s not a n*gger or a Chinaman. Uncle Will says that the Lord made a White man from dust, a n*gger from mud, then He threw up what was left and it came down a Chinaman. He does hate Chinese and Japs. So do I. It is race prejudice, I guess. But I am strongly of the opinion Negroes ought to be in Africa, Yellow men in Asia and White men in Europe and America." [In a letter to his wife in 1911]

There are no racists in the demoKKKrat party, just ask Woodrow Wilson who's racist views were hardly a secret. His own published work was peppered with Lost Cause visions of a happy antebellum South. As president of Princeton, he had turned away black applicants, regarding their desire for education to be "unwarranted."


Yeah... they sound like a great group.




I got this from an email, thought it was worth sharing. This is especially relevant now that the Demokkkrats are accusing Conservatives of racism for opposing Obama's liberal policies, supporting the Arizona Immigration Law, and opposing the Ground Zero Mosque.

Ray Stevens Tax Song-Updated For Today's Situation

Interesting History Behind the Hymn "Precious Lord"

THE BIRTH OF THE HYMN"PRECIOUS LORD" In The Words of The Song Writer Himself...


Back in 1932, I was a fairly new husband. My wife, Nettie and I were living in a little apartment on Chicago's south
side.

One hot August afternoon I had to go to St. Louis where I was to be the featured soloist at a large revival meeting. I didn't want to go; Nettie was in the last month of pregnancy with our first child, but a lot of people were expecting me in St. Louis .

I kissed Nettie goodbye, clattered downstairs to our Model A and, in a fresh Lake Michigan breeze, chugged out of Chicago on Route 66. However, outside the city, I discovered that in my anxiety at leaving, I had forgotten my music case. I wheeled around and headed back. I found Nettie sleeping peacefully. I hesitated by her bed; something was strongly telling me to stay. But eager to get on my way, and not wanting to disturb Nettie, I shrugged off the feeling and quietly slipped out of the room with my music.

The next night, in the steaming St. Louis heat, the crowd called on me to sing again and again. When I finally sat down, a messenger boy ran up with a Western Union telegram. I ripped open the envelope.... Pasted on the yellow sheet were the words: YOUR WIFE JUST DIED.

People were happily singing and clapping around me, but I could hardly keep from crying out. I rushed to a phone and called home. All I could hear on the other end was "Nettie is dead. Nettie is dead.'"

When I got back, I learned that Nettie had given birth to a boy. I swung between grief and joy. Yet that same night, the baby died. I buried Nettie and our little boy together, in the same casket. Then I fell apart.For days I closeted myself. I felt that God had done me an injustice. I didn't want to serve Him anymore or write gospel songs I just wanted to go back to that jazz world I once knew so well.

But then, as I hunched alone in that dark apartment those first sad days, I thought back to the afternoon I went to St. Louis. Something kept telling me to stay with Nettie. Was that something God? Oh, if I had paid more attention to Him that day, I would have stayed and been with Nettie when she died.

From that moment on I vowed to listen more closely to Him. But still I was lost in grief. Everyone was kind to me, especially one friend.

The following Saturday evening he took me up to Maloney's Poro College , a neighborhood music school. It was quiet; the late evening sun crept through the curtained windows.I sat down at the piano, and my hands began to browse over the keys. Something happened to me then. I felt at peace. I felt as though I could reach out and touch God. I found myself playing a melody. Once in my head they just seemed to fall into place: 'Precious Lord, take my hand, lead me on, let me stand, I am tired, I am weak, I am worn, through the storm, through the night, lead me on to the light, take my hand,precious Lord, lead me home.'

The Lord gave me these words and melody, He also healed my spirit. I learned that when we are in our deepest grief, when we feel farthest from God, this is when He is closest, and when
we are most open to His restoring power.

And so I go on living for God willingly and joyfully, until that day comes when He will take me and gently lead me home.
- - - -Tommy Dorsey

For those too young to know who he is, Tommy Dorsey was
a well-known band leader in the 1930's and 40's.

Did you know that Tommy Dorsey wrote this song? I surely didn't. What a wonderful story of how God CAN heal the brokenhearted! Beautiful, isn't it? Worth the reading, wasn't it? Think on the message for a while.


I got this in an email, I thought it was worth sharing.

Time to Re-Implement OPERATION WETBACK

I found this to be very interesting... I wonder why it is never brought up...

What did Hoover, Truman, and Eisenhower have in common?

Here is something that should be of great interest for you to pass around. I didn't know of this until it was pointed out to me.

Back during The Great Depression, President Herbert Hoover ordered the deportation of ALL illegal aliens in order to make jobs available to American citizens that desperately needed work.

Harry Truman deported over two million Illegal's after WWII to create jobs for returning veterans.

And then again in 1954, President Dwight Eisenhower deported 13 million Mexican Nationals!

The program was called 'Operation Wetback'. It was done so WWII and Korean Veterans would have a better chance at jobs. It took 2 Years, but they deported them!

Now... if they could deport the illegal's back then - they could sure do it today.

If you have doubts about the veracity of this information, enter Operation Wetback into your favorite search engine and confirm it for yourself.

Reminder: Don't forget to pay your taxes... 12 million Illegal Aliens are depending on you!




Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

Little Conservative Johnny Vs. the Liberal Teacher

A teacher was questioning her students about politics. She asked her 6th graders how many were Obama fans. Seeking approval, hands went up, except Johnny's.

She asked him WHY he HAD to be 'different' "I'm NOT an Obama fan." She asked, "Why?" he answered,"I'm a Republican." "WHY?" Again, he answered, "Well, Mom & Dad are, so I am!"

Annoyed she asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad, an idiot, what would that make you?"

He smiled, AN OBAMA FAN!"