Obama Firsts

Congratulations Mr. President for being the first:

· first half-black president

· first Muslim president

· first gay president (Larry Sinclair)

· first president who's mother posed for nude photos

· first president to have an affair... with a DUDE

· first president who's father was an admitted communist

· first president who was elected with the help of known terrorists (Bill Ayers)

· first president who broke his own law (firing Gerald Walpin)

· first president to give worthless DVD's in exchange for a priceless artifact

· first president to fly low jets over NYC following 9/11

· first president to receive a peace prize for killing people in foreign wars

· first president who could be beaten to a pulp by his wife

· first president to refuse a fly over at the God and Country rally

· first president to refuse to attend a landmark anniversary of the boy scouts
(100 years in 2010)

· first president to not let our flag be flown in disaster relief, like Haiti

· first president to symbolically spit on Americans

· first president to hate America

· first president to say our cops "acted stupidly"

· first president to refer to black people as "mongrels"

· first president to wear "mom" pants while throwing a baseball pitch